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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Zookeeper !
Zookeeper who ?
Zookeeper away from me !
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Who's there !
Diesel !
Diesel who ?
Diesel teach me to go knocking around on doors !
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Who's there !
Gwenna !
Gwenna who !
Gwenna phone rings, answer it !
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Who's there !
Toronto !
Toronto who ?
Toronto be a law against knock knock jokes !
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Who's there !
Yoda !
Yoda who ?
Yoda le lee whoo !
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Who's there ?
Zany !
Zany who ?
Zany body home !
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Who's there ?
Zena !
Zena who ?
Zena stealing my books!
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Who's there !
Yukon !
Yukon who ?
Yukon say that again !
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Who's there !
Luke !
Luke who ?
Luke before you leap !
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Who's there !
Disguise !
Disguise who ?
Disguise the limit !
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Who's there ?
Zone !
Zone who ?
Zone shadow scares him !
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Who's there !
Luke !
Luke who ?
Lukecaracha !
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Who's there !
Welcome !
Welcome who ?
Welcome up and see me sometime !
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Who's there ?
Utica !
Utica who ?
Utica the high road and I'll take the low road !
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Who's there !
Granny, knock, knock!
Who's there !
Granny, knock, knock!
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Who's there !
Tom Sawyer !
Tom Sawyer who ?
Tom lashing !
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Who's there !
Tommorr !
Tommorr who ?
Got a speech impediment !
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Who's there !
Turnip !
Turnip who?
Turnip for work at nine or you're fired !
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Who's there !
NE !
NE who ?
NE body you like so long as you let me in !
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Who's there ?
Knock, knock !
Knock, knock who's there?
Knock, knock !
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Who's there !
Dan !
Dan who ?
Dan Druff !
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Who's there !
Granny, knock, knock!
Who's there !
Granny, knock, knock!
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Who's there !
Will !
Will who ?
Will you go away now please !
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Who's there !
Card !
Card who ?
Card you see it's me ?
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Who's there !
Doughnut !
Doughnut who !
Doughnut open until Christmas !
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Who's there !
Tolkien !
Tolkien who ?
Tolkiens get you on the subway !
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Who's there ?
Xavier !
Xavier who ?
Xavier your breath, I'm not leaving !
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Who's there !
Frida !
Frida who ?
Frida be !
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Who's there !
Stevie !
Stevie who ?
Stevie on ?
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Who's there ?
Cronkite !
Cronkite who ?
Cronkite evidence !
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Who's there !
Zebulon !
Zebulon who ?
Zebulon to me !
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Who's there !
Sibyl !
Sibyl who ?
Sibyl Simon met a pieman going to the fair !
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Who's there !
Tosca !
Tosca who ?
Toscaloosa !
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Who's there !
Alva !
Alva who ?
Alva heart !
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Who's there ?
Zoom !
Zoom who ?
Zoom did you expect !
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Who's there !
Boyzone !
Boyzone who ?
Boyzone adventures !
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Who's there !
Yucca !
Yucca who ?
Yucca catch more flies with honey than vinegar !
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Who's there !
Bud !
Bud who ?
Bud, sweat and tears !
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Who's there !
Xena !
Xena who ?
Xena minute !
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Who's there ?
Zombie !
Zombie who ?
Zombies make honey, others are queens !
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Who's there !
Cabot !
Cabot who ?
Cabotret !
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Who's there !
Don !
Don who ?
Don't give up the ship !
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Who's there !
Celery !
Celery who ?
Celery me you lunch will you, I'm hungry !
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Who's there !
Turnip !
Turnip who?
Turnip this little lane, that's where I live !
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Who's there !
Ben !
Ben who ?
Ben out of shape !
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Who's there !
Lodz !
Lodz who ?
Lodz of fun !
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Who's there !
Thistle !
Thistle who ?
Thistle be the last time I knock on this door !
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Who's there !
Lion !
Lion who ?
Lion down on the job again !
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Who's there !
Heather !
Heather who ?
Heather your nest !
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Who's there !
Lucifer !
Lucifer who ?
Lucifer coat and you'll be cold !
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Who's there !
Pierre !
Pierre who ?
Pierre through the keyhole, you'll see !
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Who's there !
Wilma !
Wilma who ?
Wilma dreams come true ?
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Who's there !
Crispin !
Crispin who ?
Crispin crunchy is how I like my apples !
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Who's there !
Peas !
Peas who ?
Peas of the rock !
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Who's there !
Tad !
Tad who ?
Tad old black magic !
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Who's there ?
Ringo !
Ringo who ?
Ringo round the roses !
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Who's there !
Tamara !
Tamara who ?
Tamara the world !
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Who's there ?
Zinnia !
Zinnia who ?
Zinnia on TV - You look shorter !
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Who's there !
York !
York who ?
York coming over to our place !
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Who's there !
Tillie Bell !
Tillie who ?
Tillie end of time !
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Who's there !
Walnuts !
Walnuts who ?
Walnuts around here !
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Who's there !
Texas !
Texas who ?
Texas are getting higher every year !
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Who's there !
Trey !
Trey who ?
Trey of the lonesome pine !
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Who's there !
Sofa !
Sofa who ?
Sofa so good !
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Who's there !
Zubin !
Zubin who ?
Zubin eating garlic again !
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Who's there !
Evadne !
Evadne who ?
Evadne problems with your teeth !
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Who's there ?
Ruth !
Ruth who ?
Ruth of the matter is !
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Who's there !
Police !
Police who ?
Police open the door. I have to go to the bathroom !
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Who's there !
Apollo !
Apollo who ?
Apollogize !
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Who's there !
Zinka !
Zinka who ?
Zinka the ship !
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Who's there !
Odysseus !
Odysseus who ?
Odysseus the last straw !
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Who's there !
Yvette !
Yvette who ?
Yvette helps a lot of animals !
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Who's there ?
Zeke !
Zeke who ?
Zeke and you shall find !
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Who's there !
Percy !
Percy who ?
Percy Vere and you'll succeed !
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Who's there ?
Rosa !
Rosa who ?
Rosa corn grow in a field !
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Who's there ?
Zsa Zsa!
Zsa Zsa who ?
Zsa Zsa last knock knock joke !
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Who's there !
Detail !
Detail who ?
Detail-a phone operator !
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Who's there !
Olaf !
Olaf who ?
Olaf if you think it's that funny !
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Who's there !
Chloe !
Chloe who ?
Chloe as the bark to the tree !
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Who's there !
Tennessee !
Tennessee who ?
Tennessee you tonight !
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Who's there !
A Fred !
A Fred who ?
Who's a Fred of the Big Bad Wolf ?
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Who's there !
Foot !
Foot who ?
Foot two pence I'd go away now !
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Who's there !
Egg!
Egg who ?
Egg-citing to meet you !
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Who's there !
Luke !
Luke who ?
Lukecaracha !
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Who's there !
Wyn !
Wyn who ?
Wyn or lose, its the taking part that counts !
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Who's there !
Anne Boleyn !
Anne Boleyn who ?
Anne Boleyn alley !
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Who's there ?
Zephyr !
Zephyr who ?
Zephyr de doctor, I got a code id by node !
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Who's there !
Poppy !
Poppy who ?
Poppy-n anytime you like !
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Who's there !
Tito !
Tito who ?
Titotaler !
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Who's there !
Scold !
Scold who ?
Scold enough for snow !
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Who's there ?
Ringo !
Ringo who ?
Ringo fire !
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Who's there ?
Zenia !
Zenia who ?
Zenia on TV in that commercial !
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Who's there !
Woolf !
Woolf who ?
Woolf in sheeps clothing !
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Who's there !
Snow !
Snow who ?
Snow use, I've forgotten my key again !
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Who's there !
Wizard !
Wizard who ?
Wizard you I'm lost !
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Who's there !
Abba !
Abba who ?
Abba banana !
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Who's there !
Dish !
Dish who ?
Dish ish a schtick-up !
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Who's there !
Wound !
Wound who ?
Wound and wound the wugged wocks the wagged wascal wan !
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Who's there ?
Cheese !
Cheese who ?
Cheese a cute girl !
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Who's there !
Demon !
Demon who ?
Demon are a ghouls best friend !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bones !
Bones who ?
Bones upon a time... !
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Who's there !
Lyndon !
Lyndon who ?
Lyndon ear and I'll tell you!
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Who's there !
Ole !
Ole who ?
Ole Little Town of Bethlehem !
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Who's there !
Hacienda !
Hacienda who ?
Hacienda the story !
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Who's there !
Sonia !
Sonia who ?
Sonia bird in a gilded cage !
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Who's there !
Buddy !
Buddy who ?
Buddyfingers !
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Who's there !
Dwayne !
Dwayne who ?
Dwayne the bathtub. I'm dwowning !
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Who's there !
Alpaca !
Alpaca who ?
Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase !
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Who's there !
Claude !
Claude who ?
Claudework Orange !
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Who's there !
Sherwood !
Sherwood who !
Sherwood like to meet you !
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Who's there !
Dolly !
Dolly who ?
Dolly to doughnuts !
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Who's there !
Brother !
Brother who ?
Brother-ation, I've forgotten your name !
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Who's there !
Amy !
Amy who?
Amy high !
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Who's there !
Nadia !
Nadia who ?
Nadia head !
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Who's there !
Stacey !
Stacey who ?
Stacey what happens next !
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Who's there !
Paul !
Paul who ?
Paul balled up !
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Who's there !
Isabella !
Isabella who ?
Isabella dropped off so you not hear ?
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Who's there !
Arbus !
Arbus who ?
Arbus leaves in 5 minutes ?
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Who's there !
Nobody !
Nobody who ?
Just nobody !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fiddlesticks !
Fiddlesticks ?
Fiddlesticks out of the bottom of the bed if you're too tall !
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Who's there ?
Chest !
Chest who ?
Chest-nuts for sale !
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Who's there !
Bea !
Bea who ?
Beat your head against a wall !
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Who's there !
Linda !
Linda who ?
Linda hand, I can't be expected to do it all by myself !
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Who's there !
Sweden !
Sweden who ?
Sweden sour is my favourite chinese meal !
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Who's there !
Indonesia !
Indonesia who ?
I look at you and I get week Indonesia !
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Who's there !
Bethany !
Bethany who ?
Bethany good movies recently !
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Who's there ?
Dome !
Dome who ?
Dome you recognize my voice !
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Who's there !
Harry !
Harry who ?
Harry up and answer this door !
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Who's there !
Othello !
Othello who ?
Othello you thalked to me !
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Who's there !
Perry !
Perry who ?
Perry well, thank you !
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Who's there !
Leland !
Leland who ?
Leland of the free and the home of the brave !
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Who's there !
Juicy !
Juicy who !
Juicy that rude sign on the door ?
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Who's there !
Donalette !
Donalette who ?
Donalette the bed bugs bite !
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Who's there !
Hans !
Hans who ?
Hans off the table !
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Who's there !
Halibut !
Halibut who ?
Haliburt a kiss sweetheart !
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Who's there !
Bologna !
Bologna who ?
Bologna & cheese !
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Who's there ?
Clara !
Clara who ?
Clara space on the table !
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Who's there !
Donatello !
Donatello who ?
Donatello'n me !
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Who's there !
Justin !
Justin who ?
Justin Quire who is at the door !
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Who's there !
Bab !
Bab who ?
Bab Boone is a real ape !
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Who's there !
Bug !
Bug who ?
Bug-sy Malone !
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Who's there !
Costa !
Costa who ?
Costa lot !
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Who's there !
Allied !
Allied who ?
Allied, so sue me !
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Who's there !
Serena !
Serena who ?
Serena round Saturn !
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Who's there !
Irene !
Irene who ?
Irene and Irene but still no one answers the door !
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Who's there !
Stones !
Stones who ?
Stones sober !
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Who's there !
Holly !
Holly who ?
Holl's something there to remind me !
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Who's there ?
Rene !
Rene who ?
Rene the marathon !
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Who's there !
Happy !
Happy who ?
Happy to be passing by and I thought I'd drop in !
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Who's there !
Alex !
Alex who ?
Alex the questions round here !
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Who's there !
Steven !
Steven who ?
Steven the walls have ears !
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Who's there !
Genoa !
Genoa who !
Genoa any new jokes ?
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Who's there !
Bootie !
Bootie who ?
Bootieful downtown Burbank !
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Who's there !
Lime !
Lime who ?
Lime bean !
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Who's there !
Seville !
Seville who ?
Seville you play with me ?!
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Who's there !
Astor !
Astor who ?
Astor the ball is over !
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Who's there !
Aardvark !
Aardvark who ?
Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles !
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Who's there ?
Red !
Red who ?
Reddy Teddy !
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Who's there !
Lester !
Lester who ?
Lester over a new leaf !
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Who's there ?
Quincy !
Quincy who ?
You Quincy the doctor now !
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Who's there !
Dozen !
Dozen who ?
Dozen anyone want to let me in !
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Who's there !
Omelet !
Omelet who ?
Omelet'in you kiss me !
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Who's there !
Audacity !
Audacity who ?
Audacity way to be !
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Who's there !
Lass !
Lass who ?
Lass time I saw Paris !
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Who's there !
Jess !
Jess who ?
Jess me and my shadow !
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Who's there !
Ivanhoe !
Ivanhoe who ?
Ivan-hoe the crop, please !
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Who's there !
June !
June who !
June know how to open this door ?
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Who's there !
Ada !
Ada who ?
First Ada kit !
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Who's there !
Aida !
Aida who ?
Aida huge breakfast before going to school !
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Who's there !
Oscar !
Oscar who ?
Oscar a silly question, get a silly answer !
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Who's there !
Ida !
Ida who ?
Ida face, she's so ugly !
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Who's there !
Sonata !
Sonata who ?
Sonata such a big deal !
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Who's there !
Herman !
Herman who ?
Herman is handsome !
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Who's there ?
Kent !
Kent who ?
Kent you tell who it is ?
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Who's there !
De Witt!
De Witt who ?
De Witt now or never !
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Who's there !
Pablo !
Pablo who ?
Pablo your horn !
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Who's there !
Amory !
Amory who ?
Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year !
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Who's there !
Fax !
Fax who ?
Fax you very much !
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Who's there !
Denial !
Denial who ?
Denial's in Egypt, but I'm here !
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Who's there !
Pammy !
Pammy who ?
Pammy the key, the door is locked !
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Who's there !
Paulie !
Paulie who ?
Paulie fast one !
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Who's there !
Badger !
Badger who ?
Badger cookies !
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Who's there !
Daisy !
Daisy who ?
Daisy plays, nights he sleeps !
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Who's there !
Balanchine !
Balachine who ?
Balachine act !
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Who's there !
Snow !
Snow who ?
Snow good asking me - I don't know !
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Who's there !
Steber !
Steber who ?
Steber chase !
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Who's there !
Edna !
Edna who ?
Edna the class !
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Who's there !
Ike !
Ike who ?
Ike-n't stop laughing !
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Who's there !
Stanton !
Stanton who ?
Stanton here in the cold is no fun !
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Who's there !
Summertime !
Summertime who ?
Summertime you can be a big pest !
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Who's there !
Dwayne !
Dwayne who ?
Dwayne in Spain falls mainly on the plain... !
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Who's there !
Paul !
Paul who ?
Paul up a chair and I'll tell you !
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Who's there !
Nuisance !
Nuisance who ?
What's nuisance since yesterday !
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Who's there !
Sonia !
Sonia who ?
Sonia foot, I can smell it from here !
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Who's there !
Ida !
Ida who ?
Ida know why I love you like I do !
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Who's there ?
Rosina !
Rosina who ?
Rosina vase !
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Who's there !
Norway !
Norway who ?
Norway will I leave till you open this door !
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Who's there !
Fanny !
Fanny who ?
Fanny body calls, I'm out !
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Who's there !
Sal !
Sal who ?
Sal-ong way to Tipperary....!
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Who's there !
Coolidge !
Coolidge who ?
Coolidge a cucumber !
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Who's there !
Amber !
Amber who ?
Amber-ta than I was yesterday !
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Who's there ?
Chester !
Chester who ?
Chester minute, Don't you recognise me ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hey !
Hey who ?
Hey ho, hey ho, it's off to work we go !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amsterdam !
Amsterdam who ?
Amsterdam tired of all these knock knock jokes !
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Who's there !
Bean !
Bean who ?
Bean to any movies lately ?
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Who's there !
Harp !
Harp who ?
"Harp the Herald Angels Sing..." !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
An author !
An author who ?
An author joke like this and I'm off !
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Who's there !
Cohen !
Cohen who ?
Cohen your own way !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bea !
Bea who ?
Beacause I'm worth it !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
D-1 !
D-1 who ?
D-1 who knocked !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Samantha !
Samantha who ?
Samantha baby have gone to town !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ingrid !
Ingrid who ?
Ingrid sorrow I have to leave you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aunt Lou !
Aunt Lou who ?
Aunt Lou do you think you are !
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Who's there !
Alli !
Alli who ?
Alligator, that's who !
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Who's there !
Spice !
Spice who ?
Spice, the final frontier !
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Who's there !
Forbes !
Forbes who ?
Forbes of Evil !
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Who's there !
Betsy !
Betsy who ?
Betsy of all, it's a cadillac !
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Who's there !
Bowl !
Bowl who ?
Bowl me over !
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Who's there !
Cosby !
Cosby who ?
Cosby your fingers !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Don !
Don who ?
Don't just stand there, say something !
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Who's there !
Flo !
Flo who ?
Flo your candles out !
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Who's there !
Pulp !
Pulp who ?
Pulp hard on the door, it's stiff !
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Who's there !
Norman!
Norman who ?
Norman has ever set foot here before !
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Who's there !
Nate !
Nate who ?
Nate-ives are restless !
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Who's there !
Ohio !
Ohio who ?
Ohio Silver !
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Who's there !
Sondheim !
Sondheim who ?
Sondheim soon we'll meet again !
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Who's there !
Cyprus !
Cyprus who ?
Cyprus the bell !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hugh !
Hugh who ?
Hugh's afraid of the big bad wolf!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Eyes !
Eyes who ?
Eyes got loads more knock knock jokes for you !
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Who's there !
Isaac !
Isaac who ?
Isaac'ly who do think this is ?
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Who's there !
Olive !
Olive who ?
Olive you !
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Who's there !
Demi Moore !
Demi Moore who ?
Demi Moore than you did last time !
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Who's there !
Fiddle !
Fiddle ?
Fiddle-dee-dee !
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Who's there !
Heaven !
Heaven who ?
Heaven seen you for a long time !
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Who's there !
Schubert !
Schubert who ?
Schubert I can !
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Who's there !
Bolzano !
Bolzano who ?
Bolzano the door !
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Who's there !
Alex !
Alex who ?
Alex Plain later !
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Who's there ?
Roxanne !
Roxanne who ?
Roxanne pebbles are all over this beach !
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Who's there !
Duck !
Duck who ?
Just duck ! They're throwing things at us !
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Who's there ?
Royal !
Royal who ?
Royal give you a lift if you ask !
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Who's there !
Algy !
Algy who !
Algy-bra !
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Who's there !
Tad !
Tad who ?
Tad's all folks !
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Who's there !
Frank !
Frank who ?
Frankenstien !
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Who's there ?
Dmitri !
Dmitri who ?
Dmitri is where lamb chops grow !
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Who's there !
Chad !
Chad who?
Chad to make your acquaintance !
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Who's there !
Gluck !
Gluck who !
Gluck for the silver lining !
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Who's there !
Pencil !
Pencil who ?
Your pencil fall down if the elastic goes !
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Who's there !
Ogre !
Ogre who ?
Ogre take a flying leap !
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Who's there !
Iran !
Iran who ?
Iran away when you answered before !
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Who's there !
Dozen !
Dozen who ?
Dozen anyone live here anymore !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fanny !
Fanny who ?
Fanny body home !
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Who's there !
B-2 !
B-2 who ?
B-2 school on time !
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Who's there !
Blue !
Blue who ?
Blue your nose !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ella !
Ella who ?
Ella-vator. Doesn't that give you a lift !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Geoff !
Geoff who !
Geoff feel like a drink !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Old King Cole!
Old King Cole who ?
Old King Cole, so turn the heat up !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Nana !
Nana who ?
Nana, Hey, Hey, Kiss Him Goodbye !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Onya !
Onya who ?
Onya marks, get set, go !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Avon !
Avon who ?
Avon who to come and open zis door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Band !
Band who ?
Band in Boston !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Few !
Few who ?
Few, what is that smell !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Nancy !
Nancy who ?
Nancy a biscuit !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Snake !
Snake who ?
Snake a run for it !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Isaiah !
Isaiah who ?
Isaiah again Knock Knock !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Isadore !
Isadore who ?
Isadore locked or open ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amour !
Amour who?
Amour you eat, the more you want !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Four Eggs!
Four Eggs who ?
Four Eggs ample !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Roxie !
Roxie who ?
Roxie horrow picture show !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Serena !
Serena who ?
Serena round the corner !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Betty !
Betty who ?
Betty ya don't know who this is !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Balloon !
Balloon who ?
Balloon velvet !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alvin !
Alvin who !
Alvin a great time, how about you ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
India !
India who ?
India night time I go to sleep !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Nanny !
Nanny who ?
Nanny one at home !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hector !
Hector who ?
Hector, I'm glad I met ya !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hazel !
Hazel who ?
Hazel mean that you can't see far !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Con !
Con who?
Con unhinged !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ivana !
Ivana who ?
Ivana be rich !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dishes !
Dishes who ?
Dishes a very bad joke !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hatch !
Hatch who ?
God bless you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Sofia !
Sofia who ?
Sofia me, I'm hungry !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Romeo !
Romeo who ?
Romeo Ver to the other side of the lake !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Stacey !
Stacey who ?
Stacey'ted until the bus stops !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hammond !
Hammond who ?
Hammond eggs !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Howell !
Howell who !
Howell you have your pizza, plain or with extra ham ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ivan !
Ivan who ?
Ivan enormous snake in my pocket !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Colline !
Colline who ?
Colline your room, please !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Baron !
Baron who ?
Baron mind who you're talking to !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Japan !
Japan who !
Japan is too hot, ouch !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Pepsi !
Pepsi who ?
Pepsi through the keyhole !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Chesterfield !
Chesterfield who ?
Chesterfield my leg so I slapped him !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Beets !
Beets who ?
Beets me !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Doctor !
Doctor who ?
You just said it !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Sherbert !
Sherbert who ?
Sherbert forest is where Robin Hood lived !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Jagger !
Jagger who !
Jagger'd edge !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hal !
Hal who ?
Hal of a way to run a railroad !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
O'Shea !
O'Shea who ?
O'Shea that's a sad story !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Oz !
Oz who ?
Oz got something for you !
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